September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MIDGETS
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize