We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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