I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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