Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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