so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she smelled like a LAN party
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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