I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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