how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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