It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
