She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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