it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
