Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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