so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
