don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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