So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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