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(586): View more from Michigan

Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less

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(361): View more from Texas

dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too

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(219): View more from Indiana

rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

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(818): View more from California

She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.

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(714): View more from California

I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.

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(650): View more from California

FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza

(650): View more from California

I regret 8000% nothing

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(561): View more from Florida

Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.

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