Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so explain again why im purple
no
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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