Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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