I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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