and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize