By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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