you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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