Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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