Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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