Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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