He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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