found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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