i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He felt like a one man threesome
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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