I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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