carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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