Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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