so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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