im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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