At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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