Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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