Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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