he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Randomize
