If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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