I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Your dad touched me again.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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