next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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