Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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