he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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