ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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