I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize