she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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