I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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