My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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