Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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