I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you will always have a special place in my vag
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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