I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
why is half of my head shaved?
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