I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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