Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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