I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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