belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Will you blow on my dice?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Randomize
